This morning a middle-aged guy in his work van gave me a short ride out of St Augustine to the I95. He wasn't very talkative and we had been sitting in silence for a few minutes when we said, 'Can I ask you something?'
'Sure.'
'But please don't be offended.'
'OK.'
'You really shouldn't get offended.'
'Right...?'
'Will you give me a blow job?'
'No!'
'Even if I pay you?'
'Definitely not.'
I returned to staring out the window, stifling my laughter, and trying, but wholeheartedly failing, to not be offended.
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